I am rich

Its been a disgusting week, work-study work-study... During spare time there is always something to do which makes it even more sick. No time to sit and stare, daze at the blank walls and dream. Miss those days, when I spent my time just sitting and staring, totally dazed and confused. Suddenly yesterday it all came back when this amazing message popped up on my thunderbird (shit, thunderbird is damn good. I'm in love with it).

The message went like this,

THE UK NATIONAL ONLINE LOTTO DRAWS
Ref : UK/776090X2/23
Batch: 013/05/8394369
Draw date:24/10/2007
Winning numbers: 04-16-24-28-45-48 (Bonus 29) ,

FINAL NOTIFICATION

Dear winner,

We are pleased to inform you that the result of the winners of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE PROMO PROGRAMME, held on the 24/10/2007.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of £691,252.00 (Six hundred And Ninety One Thousand Two Hundred And Fifty Two Pounds Stering) in cash credited to file XYL/26510460037/07.

To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent;

Contact Person: Mr.Owen Green
Email:officialpayoutagent_4@yahoo.co.uk

Provide him with the information below:

1.Full Name:
2.Contact Address:
3.Telephone Number:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
6.Sex:
7.Marital Status:
8.Nationality:
9.Country Of Residence:

Congratulations once more from me and members of staff of THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Yours faithfully,
Carl A.Allison.

For the suspicious souls, I have put a snap shot of my email. If you are too bored, you could check it out for confirmation. ------------------------------->

Too cool. Shit, after all the strain and torture that I have bared in these 22 years I have decided to have a peaceful retirement life. Spend the money pursuing exotic pleasures. The immediate sure shots on my purchases list are:

1. One Lear jet. With all the killer aminities. A whole bar with all kinds of beer. Exotic brands. With hot air hostesses!

2. Killer beach house some where in Rio or the Bahamas. With my own private air strip, state of the art I max movie theater, a room dedicated to beer, champagne, wine, chocolates, ice cream. Don't think the money will be enough to buy my own island, but anyways Rio is good enough.
Me sitting on the beach with a glass of champagne, in shorts and shades.

3. A jaguar, BMW, Porsche in the garage. While not being too bothered about fuel hike and global warming. And insurance as well.

For now these will do. I might have enough cash to buy a normal type bunglaw remaining after I spend for all my stuff. So, may be I'l give it away to "charity" unless some one desperately wants something!

P.S. Damn, beer costs 5.95 for a six pack.